BrunoKostner

Yeap ....i'm married 8 years now two kids....everything is great....but my wife is slowly "groving"-exponemtialy....?WTF is wrong with women's when they get married?They just don't give a fuck for what they look like after a while.

I'm not Brad Pitt but i do exercise,i'm loosing my weight and i'm not fat pig anymore (do i was), but  every pound i lose she get's it....wtf?I do my "marriage duty's" on daily basis,and i do it good -maybe that opens her apetite ,but still ...WTF?

Don't get me wrong ,i like "curves" but i don't like lumps and if she get's going like this....for few years i will be rolling her on the street-not walking with her-rolling her!!!!I'm afraid,snd on  top  of it this youtube vid did make me thinking.

Yeah i know she's huuuuge  ,so i was at that site overweightexposed.com  and i subscribed,got my free weight loss e-books,started to read ....but WTF?I don't need those my wife needs them,now i need to find way to tell her gently to read this e-books.

How would you say:

1.Damn bitch,you are getting bigger and bigger every day,here read this books and get yourself some weight loss program or shit,other wise i'm changing you for two half of your size womens!

2. Honey,i think that this couch is geting smaller and smaller,when we bought it it looked supersized  under you,now i can't see it under you where the fuck am i going to sit-grab that laptop,i got you some nice books for you to read.

3.I think you should lose some weight.:"wife:nag,nag,nag...".no i didn't said that you are fat."wife:nag,nag,nag..."......no i still love you you..."wife:nag,nag,nag..."No i didn't called you a pig:"wife:nag,nag,nag...".DAMN!Here you go i don't want to fight read those e-books and get of my back:"wife:nag,nag,nag...".Hey look ......don't cry......-it's recession and we need to tight our belt a bit more:"wife:nag,nag,nag...".NO,I DIDN'T SAY THAT YOU EAT TO MUCH,DAMN,WILL YOU LOSE SOME WEIGHT OR NOT?HERE,READ THIS FUCKIN BOOKS,I'M  OFF!!!!!

What would you do?Seems to mee that i'm stuck anyway,i will have my wife: sad, fat, angry ,unsatisfied.....damn!

What would you do?